Ep. 60: Goodnight Google

In this artificially-intelligent episode, the Hardwicks introduce a highly knowledgeable and entertaining new crew member on the show. Meanwhile, Miz Carla has an encounter with a street gang of the bovine kind, Seth pioneers a new hairstyle for firemen, Noah discovers a little-known feat of storm-defying technology, and Caleb and Kristen get freaky with their fruit choices. Plus, the crew reviews some unmentionable Netflix series and Caleb and Kristen reveal their honeymoon plans!

Ep. 59: Not My Advice

In this engaging episode, the Hardwick crew returns to The Dump to discuss crocheted lions, non-sanctified chicken, and annoyingly-friendly mechanics.  Meanwhile, Caleb goes ice skating and shares other exciting news; Seth brings home some new Lego accolades; Noah reviews another unmentionable movie; and Miz Carla struggles to give Seth a birthday tribute. Plus, the crew shares a wealth of valuable advice, as well as some not-my-advice.

Dedicated to the honor of the Harps Butchers.

Ep. 58: The Mutiny

In this hardy and tardy episode, a mutinous crew of podcasters finagles the helm away from exiled host Caleb, leaving the show in disarray. Meanwhile, Seth steps in as acting host, Noah rises to internet board gaming stardom, and Miz Carla reports on Mary’s new puppy named Zina, Ziza, Zica, or something like that. Plus, Kristen later joins the show to assist Caleb in another highly-anticipated Unmentionable Movie Review!

Ep. 57: Communion of the Clowns

In this lovely episode, the Hardwicks elate over some new and exciting discoveries. Caleb finds a New Zealand dime, Seth realizes he can buy his own motivational stickers, Noah learns a better way to steal audio books, and Miz Carla giggles over some epic church fails. In the meantime, the crew also discusses some goals for 2018 and puts their memory of 2017 to the test with a year-end quiz. Plus, some practical and always sound advice on miming and preserving/pickling money.

Ep. 56: That’s an Un-Wrap, Redux!

In this ferret-friendly episode, the Hardwicks bring back their old tradition of embarrassing Noah on his birthday. To celebrate, Noah opens his presents live on the show. Meanwhile, Miz Carla digs for shiny things; Caleb and Kristen have a birthday adventure full of trolleys, Chinese Laterns and barbecue; and an ailing Seth is jealous of everyone’s fun. Plus, Miz Carla gives a touching (and perhaps a bit embarrassing) tribute to her birthday boys.

Dedicated to the memory of the fallen Krispy Kreme doughnut, 12/30/2017-12/30/2017.

Ep. LV: May the Fudge Be With You

In this one thumbs-up episode, the Hardwick family huddles together in the warm and cozy Dump to bring each other some winter cheer. Caleb ponders the mysterious history of cow licks; Noah finds the path to trivia glory; Seth defends his fudge making skills; and Miz Carla makes an appeal to the black market for a Chick-Fil-A calendar. Plus, another spoiler-loaded Unmentionable Movie Review and a celebration of the world’s shortest things!

Ep. 54: A License to Gummy

In this lightly seasoned episode, the Hardwicks convene once again in their winter wonder Dump to discuss the flammability of cinnamon rolls and the remarkable longevity of 2x4s as Christmas presents. Meanwhile, Caleb does his best Alex Trebek impression, Seth tries to make some ArkLUG converts, Noah finally reveals how he named his rabbits, and Miz Carla comes close to becoming a Garvan Gardens martyr. Plus, the crew reveals their official 2017 Christmas wish list.

Ep. 53: Fall Color Commentary

In this thermoplastic polyurethane episode, an aardvark, skunk, meerkat, and bullfrog walk into a studio and provide an array of color commentary on Thanksgiving. The Hardwicks reveal their indigenous people nicknames, discuss some overlooked things for which to be thankful, and reminisce about enjoying half-smoked-half-fried turkey at the fire station. Plus, Noah delivers another Unmentionable Movie Review and the crew gives some practical advice for ordering Tacos.

Ep. 52: Pumpkins of Popcorn, etc.

In this intrepid episode, it’s time to grab your 3 a.m. taco and listen to the Hardwick family explode with adventure stories. Meanwhile, Caleb’s geriatric laptop is plagued with earthquake-related technical problems, Seth surfs some November wakes, and Noah and Miz Carla review an unmentionable movie. Plus, Jesus-loving almost-lawyer Kristen Page joins the show to discuss the many adventures she and Caleb had exploring the far away land of Boston.

Ep. 51: Possums Are People Too – With Dakota Freeman

In this long overdue episode, the Hardwick brothers welcome eyebrow extraordinaire Dakota Freeman to the Dump. The crew recaps Seth’s sudden newfound stardom, delves deep into the tragic mystery of missing Possum Joe, and competes to prove who has the most hip vocabulary of trendy slang words. Plus, Dakota takes up the reigns and assigns nicknames to Noah, Caleb and Seth.